John Lackey, who is better at what he does than I am at anything, is a sore loser. He is probably a great guy who just got caught up in an emotional situation and did not have time to think before opening his mouth. Well, I hope that is the case, because if not, it would make him easily the dumbest dude I have ever heard about in professional sports. Even if that is the case, I am not sure his actual stupidity could hold a candle to how stupid he looks with his ever-gaping mouth, beady eyes too close together, malformed head and jacked up teeth, but perhaps that is a rant for a different day. Suffice it to say that when centuries of inbreeding manifests itself in such a tragic way, and you have the money to do something about it, why on earth would you stay with the status quo, especially when the status looks like this?
So, here are the quotes from cry baby number one:
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